When I was about 9 my mother started dating Larry. My mom and dad were not divorced yet and I was pretty sure they would be getting back together again soon (they always did) so I hated Larry. In my mind, he was ruining our family and insuring my father's absence. Despite my cruel and unusual behavior towards him, Larry was always very good to me. He treated me like his own and eventually became a very important person in my life. Most of his friends probably don't even know I am not his biological daughter. My mom and Larry are no longer together but he and I have remained very close. I often catch myself saying "Larry always says..." So I have decided to compile a list of Larry's quotes that I have heard over and over in my life. They make me smile....
"It's the F word (dramatic pause) Family."
"Angela, you can't make stupid people not stupid!"
"When people get old they either go in or out. They either get really happy or really grouchy, there is no in between."
"I still wear the same size jeans that I did in High School."
"Sometimes people can be so smart that they come back around the clock to stupid again."
"About another hundred miles."
It didn't matter if we were two blocks away, if we asked him how much longer this was the answer we got.
"I'm all out of hundred dollar bills"
"What in the wild world of sports is going on in here?"
"I don't have all the answers but I think I do"