Ho Ho Ho

The Maniac: "I'm not scared of that Santa because I am taller than him."

When 7th Graders Make Ginger Bread Houses

Insults

Johnny and The Manic slept in late and were still laying on the couch....


Me: "You guys are bums."


The Maniac: "Well, you're wearing a Domingo Ayala shirt."


Me: "What does that even mean?"

No response.

Facey

Johnny's Scrabble word......FACEY. His definition........It's like a selfie

Thug Life

He was getting in the van after school.....




Me: "What's wrong?  Why do you have your grouchy face on?"


The Maniac: "Oh, I just wear my grouchy face when I'm walking so I don't get jumped by thugs."

Mate

"I don't know if I move a lot while I'm sleeping because I don't have a mate to tell me." -The Maniac

Halloween Selfie