The Negotiator and Grandpa

Summer bike rides with Grandpa.

Tea Pot

Johnny: "I'm a little teapot short and stout.........."

The Maniac:  "Here are my legs and here is my snout.."

Does he even know what a teapot is? 

Ice Cream

The Maniac was scooping ice cream for Johnny.  

Johnny: "Did you just spit in my ice cream?"

The Maniac: "Some of your ice cream got in my mouth."   

When I Was Young

Me: "What year was the Civil war?"

The Maniac: "Man, that was a long time ago.  I can't remember the year."

Birds

The Maniac had just come in from putting his chickens away.  The Negotiator walked in the family room with a strange look on his face to find The Maniac, Johnny, and I. 

Johnny: "What's wrong?"

The Negotiator: "I thought someone was knocking on my window, it must have been a bird."

Johhny: "Birds knock on your window?"

The Negotiator: "Sometimes."

Face

The Maniac: "What did you do to your face?"

Johnny: "I poked myself with a pin."

The Maniac: "I do stuff like that sometimes too."

The Maniac