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I think it's safe to say I have transformed from a scrapbooker to a blogger. It's fun to be able to document our family stories. We are a little crazy but we have a lot of fun.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Adamant

Me: "Why are you so adamant to annoy me?"

The Negotiator: "Why are you.......using words like adamant?"


Insurance

The Maniac: "It's human insurance?  Not car insurance?"

Friday, June 19, 2015

Captivity

The Maniac: "Did you see that trailer?"
Me: "No."
The Maniac: "It was one of those small captivity trailers and it had a bunch of sheep in it."
Me: "Do you know what captivity means?"
The Maniac: "Yeah, in the gym the sign says maximum captivity is 3000. That's how many can fit."

Thursday, June 11, 2015

A CD

The Maniac: "If you didn't have a cd you wouldn't care what direction the money was going."


Me: "I don't have a cd."


The Maniac: "I meant OCD."



Sunday, May 31, 2015

Humming Bird Feeders

The Maniac on humming bird feeders....


"You're really going to buy another one?  You buy one every year then it leaks on the porch and you get mad at it and throw it down, then kick it and stomp it on the lawn." 

Friday, May 15, 2015

Tea Pot

Johnny: "I'm a little teapot short and stout.........."

The Maniac:  "Here are my legs and here is my snout.."

Does he even know what a teapot is?