Leaky

The Maniac: "There's a hole in my kinker spot." 

The Negotiator On Prom

"Why would I want to go anywhere where I have to rent pants???!!"

Funny

The Maniac: "It would be funny if you guys really didn't like me."

Impressive

The Maniac: "Mom does better impressions of me than I do."

Months

The Maniac "Is November during summer here?"

Me: "Are you serious?"

The Maniac: "When is November??!!"

Me: "January, February..."

The Maniac: "I don't need this right now! Just tell me if November has happened!

TKO

There was an argument about boxing.

There was a lot of "It was a TKO" and "No, it was a knock out."

Johnny: "It was a knock out."

The Negotiator: "Technaclly."

Squat

I was sitting on the couch with my legs on The Maniac's lap.  He was messing around and trying to lift my legs.  I was pushing down with my legs making it harder for him to do.  He wanted to switch to see if I could lift his legs.  I could.  He was getting so mad. 


Finally he jumped up and said "I can squat your leg!"


And he did.