Ice Cream

The Maniac was scooping ice cream for Johnny.  

Johnny: "Did you just spit in my ice cream?"

The Maniac: "Some of your ice cream got in my mouth."   

When I Was Young

Me: "What year was the Civil war?"

The Maniac: "Man, that was a long time ago.  I can't remember the year."

Birds

The Maniac had just come in from putting his chickens away.  The Negotiator walked in the family room with a strange look on his face to find The Maniac, Johnny, and I. 

Johnny: "What's wrong?"

The Negotiator: "I thought someone was knocking on my window, it must have been a bird."

Johhny: "Birds knock on your window?"

The Negotiator: "Sometimes."

Face

The Maniac: "What did you do to your face?"

Johnny: "I poked myself with a pin."

The Maniac: "I do stuff like that sometimes too."

The Maniac

Know When To Stop

The Maniac: "I didn't know if I was kidding."  

Prom

The Maniac: "Is Prom the Sadie Hawkins dance?"


Me: "No, Sadie Hawkins means the girls ask the boys."


The Maniac: "I guess I will have to have a sign up sheet."