About Me
- Angela Stritenberger
- I think it's safe to say I have transformed from a scrapbooker to a blogger. It's fun to be able to document our family stories. We are a little crazy but we have a lot of fun.
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Thursday, October 1, 2015
Monday, September 7, 2015
Months
The Maniac "Is November during summer here?"
Me: "Are you serious?"
The Maniac: "When is November??!!"
Me: "January, February..."
The Maniac: "I don't need this right now! Just tell me if November has happened!
Sunday, August 16, 2015
TKO
There was an argument about boxing.
There was a lot of "It was a TKO" and "No, it was a knock out."
Johnny: "It was a knock out."
The Negotiator: "Technaclly."
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Squat
I was sitting on the couch with my legs on The Maniac's lap. He was messing around and trying to lift my legs. I was pushing down with my legs making it harder for him to do. He wanted to switch to see if I could lift his legs. I could. He was getting so mad.
Finally he jumped up and said "I can squat your leg!"
And he did.
Finally he jumped up and said "I can squat your leg!"
And he did.
Monday, August 10, 2015
Friday, July 31, 2015
How To Get Better Results
How to complain about my (The Negotiator’s) dog barking.
1. Politely knock on the door at a decent hour.
Do not show up banging on my door at 6 am before I have had coffee.
2. Introduce yourself and state your business.
Do not stand on my porch yelling "Hello".
3. Make sure you know what you’re talking about.
Do not tell me you live in the back field. There are at least 30 acres in between us and “the back field.” Are you positive you hear my dog?
4. Give accurate details.
The dog barks. Don’t tell me she barks every morning from 3 am on. That is simply not true and you will lose credibility. Right now she is barking because some Moron is on my porch.
5. Be thankful.
The only reason I didn’t have a gun in my hand was because you caught me off guard and I thought a pig could be out with your sense of urgency.
6. Go to my neighbor’s house. They are probably the ones with the barking dog. While you’re there complain about them riding their 4-wheeler up and down the road.
They will poison your dogs causing you to have to lock them up which might result in them barking.
7. Try closing your window.
If you can hear a single barking dog with at least 30 acres in between, I am sure there are some other sounds that you are sensitive to.
8. Meet our pigs and chickens.
The pigs are much louder than any dog and they are closer to “the back field.” The chickens are always hollering about something. And, do I need to point out, we have three roosters! That is annoying. Give me a reason to get rid of them.
You’re welcome.
1. Politely knock on the door at a decent hour.
Do not show up banging on my door at 6 am before I have had coffee.
2. Introduce yourself and state your business.
Do not stand on my porch yelling "Hello".
3. Make sure you know what you’re talking about.
Do not tell me you live in the back field. There are at least 30 acres in between us and “the back field.” Are you positive you hear my dog?
4. Give accurate details.
The dog barks. Don’t tell me she barks every morning from 3 am on. That is simply not true and you will lose credibility. Right now she is barking because some Moron is on my porch.
5. Be thankful.
The only reason I didn’t have a gun in my hand was because you caught me off guard and I thought a pig could be out with your sense of urgency.
6. Go to my neighbor’s house. They are probably the ones with the barking dog. While you’re there complain about them riding their 4-wheeler up and down the road.
They will poison your dogs causing you to have to lock them up which might result in them barking.
7. Try closing your window.
If you can hear a single barking dog with at least 30 acres in between, I am sure there are some other sounds that you are sensitive to.
8. Meet our pigs and chickens.
The pigs are much louder than any dog and they are closer to “the back field.” The chickens are always hollering about something. And, do I need to point out, we have three roosters! That is annoying. Give me a reason to get rid of them.
You’re welcome.
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