Grandpa came and picked up the boys to help him get some things ready for the family Thanksgiving dinner. Johnny told them to call when they were done and he would come get them.
Phone: "Ring" (caller i.d. = Grandparents' house)
Me: "Hello"
The Maniac: (In a deep disguised voice) "Hello, this is the exterminator.
Me: "Do you know that we have caller i.d.?"
The Maniac: "Ma'am, I need to know if you need any extermination?" (giggles in the background from the brother)
Me: "No our pests went to their grandparents' house."
The Maniac: "Oh, do you know anyone else who needs any extermination?"
Me: "Grandpa."

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